Joe Duh Plumber Defines "Queers" For Us... Can He Also Define Bloodsucking Opportunist?

Joe the Plumber recently gave an interview to Christianity Today (sounds like a riveting read of a mag) that included his "shocking" admission that he has some gay friends . But luckily, any gay person that could unfortunately claim that reality as true would know where they stand with Ol' Joe, because he makes it clear that he "wouldn't have them anywhere near my children". What's wrong Joe, afraid they might teach the kid tolerance, or that science explains some of the baffling mysteries of the world (like electricity or disease or tootsie pop centers)? Or that it's OK to accept that some people just don't believe that they should deny their truest core feelings because some other people want to interpret ancient religions to pursue an agenda.